Saturday, May 26, 2007

The Office is running wild!

Tonight at SWA in Nitro, WV, things got a little changed up. My fellow Office member, Chris Kahn, couldn't make it due to a tryout with the Cincinnati Bengals(Yeah, who knew?) After the last show, Eric Steel was out for blood and he wanted that blood to pour out of Chris Kahn, but since he wasn't there, ol' Cole Cash had to step up and face him in a rematch. I wasn't made aware of this until I was out in the ring awaiting my opponent. In the back, G Cute told me he had gotten me a match with a little tiny guy... but this was not to be. All 350 lbs of Eric Steel walked out to the ring, and I was informed that the match would be a No DQ match... GULP!

The match went back and forth and all over the building. I was thrown into a ladder, thrown onto and off of the bleachers, and sent off the apron, where I went through a table on the floor. Following that, Steel came off the apron with a 350 lb Cactus Jack elbow, and crushed my sternum. I'm pretty sure I have a few bruised ribs... so, that's just peachy.

In the end, though, I was able to pick up the win with an enziguri and knee strike combo, followed up by 12, count 'em 12, chairshots to Eric Steel's back.

Earlier in the night, I was deemed the one and only son of God, and I definitely sacrificed myself for the Office and picked up our only win that night. Myself and G Cute will be sitting down in our LA office, and discussing these matters with Chris Pheonix, Ryan Reed, and Jason Kincaid.

Stay tuned for further updates involving the "One True Son of God" Cole Cash.

Friday, May 25, 2007

May 25th Wrestling Update

Tons of things are happening in my wrestling life right now, so I figured it would be a good time to start up a blog and keep track of all of it.

First off, the big news is i'm involved in a new wrestling venture that is starting up in June. It's called Pure Impact Wrestling, and i'll be doing what I can to help out this new company. The first show is all set and ready to go, and will turn out really well, I believe. It's taking place in Portland, OH on June 22nd at the elementary school. Tickets are only $10 at the door, so come on out and check out a fresh new company that's going to do it's best to give fans a great experience at every show. If you're in that area, there should be some radio and television commercials starting up pretty soon. I know i'm looking forward to it, and I hope it has a long and productive run.

In other news, I recently took a trip to Mexico North(Canada) and came back with my very own tag team partner. Bryan Cross and I have formed the Bastard Sons of Rock & Roll and have started to work on making a niche for ourselves in this sport. We defeated Allen Lynch and Johnny Hard in a street fight that took place in EWE, in Lubeck, WV. A couple weeks ago, however, the Bastards from Murder City were defeated by JV Insanity and the Kyd(Parental Advisory) in Rand, WV at the XMCW show. They're the current tag team champs down that way and if we get another shot, there's no doubt that we'll walk out with our first tag titles. On June 22nd, at the PIW's debut show, we'll be taking on Allen and Wes Lynch, the Lynch Mob. The rednecks vs the sleazy rockers... should be an interesting clash of styles.

Here in about 12 hours, i'll be heading down to Nitro, WV to wrestle for SWA. Myself and Mark Wolf will be taking on the Lynch Boys and Parental Advisory in a 3-way tag team match, which i'm sure we'll have no problem picking up the victory in. I don't know much about Mark Wolf, but I know he used to wrestle for IWA Mid-South and has a pretty decent reputation... so I assume we'll be just fine together.